Late Night Highlights: Jon Stewart Grows a Beard, Adam Shankman Pokes Bill O'Reilly

Finally, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert returned from summer vacations last night to (respectively) debut new facial hair and investigate polka DVD piracy. Meanwhile, an Emmy nominee confronted Bill O'Reilly about his masturbation habits, Steve Carell explained his decision to leave The Office and a Gossip Girl star found his inner Axl Rose. Enjoy!

5. Guns N' Chace

Wait, you didn't want to hear Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford rave about his 92-year-old great grandmother, perform a few Guns N' Roses bars and then do a 50 Cent impression? My bad.

4. So Adam Shankman Does the Tonight Show with Bill O'Reilly

While on the Tonight Show last night, choreographer and Miley Cyrus grind object Adam Shankman explained to Jay what it was like to grow up with a sex therapist mother before poking fun at fellow guest Bill O'Reilly. Unwilling to go down without a "my teenage years were just as bad as yours!" fight, Jay then offered up his own semi-humiliating story. (Fast forward to 1:00 into the clip)

3. Colonel Stewart

While Jon Stewart was on vacation, he grew a beard.

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2. Exiting The Office

Steve Carell tried to explain his impending departure from The Office while promoting Dinner for Schmucks on the Late Late Show.

1. The Polka Police

The Colbert Report returned last night with a very important report (as well as accompanying dramatizations) about the unfortunate punishments that can befall polka pirates.

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