The Big Brother household is only as strong as it's weakest houseguest... or as vile as its most nauseating rumor. If you consider that the latest conspiracy theory du jour relates to a real-life brother and sister sharing an incestuous relationship within the Big Brother fort, Sunday's episode was easily the most repulsive yet.
To understand the incest conspiracy theory, understand that two houseguests in the Big Brother house are rumored to have known each other their whole lives. The catch is that the houseguests (and the viewers at home) don't know which players knew each other before entering CBS's fray. A handful of the houseguests suspect that Hayden and Kristen -- who in all fairness, do bear a striking resemblance (and matching birthmarks!) to each other -- grew up brother and sister. What the houseguests do not know is that Hayden and Kristen have been sneaking into each others' bedrooms at night to get physical and CBS has been splicing the two sides of this story together to make this season look like a West Virginian fun house.
Most Terrible Words Spoken On Camera: "I forgot my yarmulke."
Repulsiveness Profile: Taken out of context, that sentence is not offensive at all but because Andrew was using the old "I forgot my yamulke" trick to gain entry into the backyard to spy on Matthew and Ragan during their secret negotiation meeting, the phrase elicited cringes among viewers watching at home.
Most Terrible Words Spoken on Camera: "Are my boobs in your face?"
Repulsiveness Profile: The flame-haired bimbette cried, shrieked and straddled her Showmance partner Brendon this week to give him a buzz haircut. When not getting on the nerves of every person in the house (except, for some reason, Brendon), Rachel can be seen doing half-hearted ab exercises in the backyard to the disgust of millions of viewers at home.
Most Terrible Dialogue Edited Together on Camera:
Lane: They look exactly the same. They are definitely brother and sister.
Smash cut to night-vision footage of Hayden and Kristen making out under the covers.
Hayden: You are so hot.
Repulsiveness Profile: The network is actually mining an incest conspiracy theory in the Big Brother household. Even reality programming skeptics could not have anticipated this new low in the genre.