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Grenade: Jersey Shore Cast Reportedly 'Sick of' the Situation

We're days away from Jersey Shore's second season premiere, and already the power struggles and melanoma-tinged backbiting have begun. According to the NY Post, the cast of Jersey Shore is sick of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. What, they don't appreciate good, traditional Guido rap?

According to the Post, the cast of Jersey Shore wants to throw out The Situation in one of Angelina's Hefty bags.

[The cast] feared the new season would end up being 'The Situation Show,' so they are relieved they've all signed again. Expect fireworks, because he thinks he's invincible. Some of the cast are secretly hoping they can force him to walk out like Angelina Pivarnick did on the first season." MTV didn't get back to us.

This season is doomed anyway. I expect contrived craziness and crocodile tears and drawn-on pink eye. Pretty soon Mike will win his own spinoff and the rest of the cast will hold a "Ding Dong, Le Sitch is Dead" party.

ยท 'Jersey Shore' Stars Fed Up with The Situation [NY Post]