During the Q&A session from the audience -- usually home to awkward voice breaks and uncomfortable pauses -- Eva Mendes gave one young man the thrill of his young lifetime. Stepping up to the microphone to ask Mark Wahlberg a question, Eva broke in and gushed, "Oh my god, you are just so cute!" As he blushed twelve shades of red, he gamely told Eva he was single and available. "Are you legal?" Eva asked. "Does 16 count?" he replied, thrilled to get so much face time with a looker like Eva. Even the boy's mother strode up to the mic to tell Eva that she had her blessing to pork her underage son senseless.
Which is all well and good, but not three minutes later, another young man (who looked like he was just barely on the dusky side of eighteen) reminded Eva that they had met before at Comic-Con, five year prior. "You pinched my cheeks and said I was just so adorable," said the young man. "I asked you out on date and you told me to come back in five years. It's been five years, sooo..."
Eva squealed with delight, saying that she totally remembered him. "You were just the cutest thing I'd ever seen!" But coming to her senses, she realized, "I'm totally going to get a rep now."
There you have it. Eva Mendes: noted chicken-hawk. Fathers, lock up your sons, because Eva Mendes is on the prowl.