Will Hank ever actually have to deal with the consequences of his reckless, sex-addicted lifestyle? Showtime would like to have you think so in this trailer, which features Natascha McElhone as Hank's fed-up longtime girlfriend, Madeleine Martin as Hank's especially angsty teenage daughter and Carla Gugino as a corporate lawyer looking to help Hank navigate the courtroom.
But Californication cannot be all about punishment, so writers are making Gugino's lawyer a "potential love interest," giving Hank a new jailbait brunette to bed and serving up Rob Lowe as a narcissistic movie star whom Hank will no doubt have to fight at some point next season to defend a helpless female's honor. To predict further season four plot twists, refer to Californication's tried-and-true formula: Hank charms. Hank beds. Hank apologizes. Repeat.
VERDICT: Unless Kathleen Turner returns, pass.