One Last Thing I Hate About Ryan from Real World

When this season of Real World debuted, I listed what I thought were cast member Ryan's 25 worst qualities. I was so wrong, and I tried again with a different 25. Still getting there! After last night's episode, I'm listing just one more trait -- and declare it the definitive black mark on this platinum blond pox's record.

I could say he's just a homophobe who spews "f*g"-related insults when someone makes fun of him. I could say it's stupid that he gropes people's ears. And I could say it's bizarre that he wants to touch everything with the inside of his ass.

But I'm going to go with another tenet. Even after all of his gross, actually offensive shenanigans, he thinks he can make fun of his despicable behavior in viral videos like the one below. Thumbs down. Will not recommend to others.