Yes, Sylvester Stallone promoted The Expendables by discussing his dog's private parts. Meanwhile, Horatio Sanz made a crude Bigfoot joke to sell his new Comedy Central series, Jay Baruchel outed Morgan Freeman as a Jew expert, and Mary Lynn Rajskub found herself in an awkward, sexually-charged stand-off with Craig Ferguson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
4. Following Bigfoot with Horatio Sanz
NBC hosted a mini-SNL reunion last night when Horatio Sanz stopped by Jimmy Fallon's show to discuss his Twitter feed and his new Comedy Central show.
3. Spreading Your Legs With Mary Lynn Rajskub
The 24 star warned Craig Ferguson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan about the things that could happen when a woman, well you know, in honor of Rajskub's one-woman show "Mary Lynn Spreads Her Legs" (yes, really) before the trio shared the Late Late Show's first-ever awkward pause threesome.
2. Morgan Freeman "Knows His Jews"
When Jay Baruchel stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, he revealed how he bonded with his Sorcerer's Apprentice co-star Nicolas Cage and his Million Dollar Baby co-star Morgan Freeman.
1. Sly Stallone's Best Late Night Segment in Years
Yes, the man who played Rocky and Rambo appeared on the Late Show last night wearing purple shades, misusing the word "thesaurus" and then telling the only anecdote about the genitalia of a "thug dog" in recent history.