RuPaul's Drag U [Logo, 9 PM]
Put the bass in your walk, ladies. The contestants and titular drag superstar of RuPaul's Drag Race return tonight to educate biological women on how to embrace their inner queens. JuJubee and Nina Flowers seem like the right professors for the job, no?
The Bachelorette [ABC, 8 PM]
During their trip to Tahiti, Ali picks two finalists among three remaining bachelors. Frank also breaks down and admits he may still have a thing for his ex-girlfriend at home. Typical. That means it's very likely down to Roberto and Chris L., and you know Chris L. is going to win it over the too-perfect former baseballer.
The Do Something Awards [VH1, 9 PM]
Jane Lynch hosts this annual gala honoring charitable performers, kids, and companies. Performers at the Hollywood Palladium event include Natasha Bedingfield, Lifehouse, and Travie McCoy.
Weekend at Bernie's [FMC, 8 PM]
Look, it was either this or 27 Dresses on FX. I'm doing you a favor. Andrew McCarthy stars in this romp about corporate lackeys who stay at their boss's beachfront mansion even when they discover him dead. Rachel Green loves it on Friends, and you will too.