Watch M. Night Shyamalan Ream a Mexico City Reporter

· We were going to post a video of a multiplex audience groaning at the Devil trailer when M. Night Shyalaman's name appeared, but because NBC blocked that, we're settling for second best: footage of M. Night Shyamalan with Jackson Rathbone telling an admittedly rude reporter at a Mexico City press conference, "If I thought like you, I'd kill myself." [ONTD]

· The Situation is co-writing a self-help book. I hope it's called Eat, Pray, Gym, Tan, Laundry. [ONTD]

· Gordon Ramsay's erupting all over again in previews for his new competition series MasterChef. [CinemaBlend]

· Last, on a precious note, Danielle Staub believes shows like Jersey Shore and Jerseylicious owe everything to her. I must've missed the Housewives episode where Danielle launches into a ladylike fistpump at a fancy event. [ONTD]