If you were praying for the day when Jay Leno would recount his childhood compost memories, you are in luck! Inception star Ellen Page jogged the Tonight Show host's memory last night by discussing the "beauty" of compost... a conversation that quickly went downhill when Jay suggested the pair relieve themselves together. Meanwhile, Kyra Sedgwick warned viewers of Tom Cruise's "secret button," Nicolas Cage talked acid and vampire dogs, and Bret Michaels explained his emergency brain surgery to David Letterman.
4. Don't Touch Tom Cruise's Secret Button
The Closer star Kyra Sedgwick chose the Late Show as the forum for her first-ever telling of the "Tale of Tom Cruise's Panic Button." (Story begins at 1:18)
3. Thrill-Seeking with Nicolas Cage and Craig Ferguson
Sorcerer's Apprentice star Nicolas Cage and the Late Late Show host shared stories about dropping acid, diving with great white sharks, racing motorcycles and vampire dogs on last night's show.
2. Brain Surgery Explained by Bret Michaels
The Celebrity Apprentice winner stopped by the Late Show to explain to David Letterman (a hypochondriac) his emergency brain surgery and its possible connection to his Tonys head trauma.
1. Jay Leno and Ellen Page For Compost
You may never see a compost pile again without thinking of Jay Leno after this haunting segment. (The compost convo begins at 2:20.)