· In this Funny or Die clip, Zoe Saldana and Kate Bosworth adopt high-pitched voices and get idiotic with no-nonsense bartender Janeane Garofalo. Trust me, it strikes the right note to end your thankless Thursday. Look at these idiots go! [Vulture]
· With just three advertisements under his belt, Isaiah Mustafa, better known as "the Old Spice Guy," is now being declared a national hero. I'm not joking, but I am on a horse. [ONTD]
· A bunch of Emmy episode submissions have been revealed. Lea Michele may have messed up by selecting the sectionals episode and not the pilot. [LAT]
· Oh, Katie Holmes's resemblance to Jackie Kennedy? Still disturbing. [ONTD]
· Peter Fernandez, the titular voice in Speed Racer, died today. Even Racer X is taking off his helmet and crying into it. [Variety]