What Women WAAAAAAAAAANT: Mel Gibson Remixed Again

· Time to hit yourself ("You stupid b*tch!") for not thinking of it first: Mel Gibson's 2000 romcom What Women Want was a bearable confection when it came out, but now it's been redubbed with a few key audiotapes from the past week of insanity. Watch as Helen Hunt flashes a droll smirk after being called the worst names in the English language. [NYMag]

· Tim Allen is still contracted for a fourth Toy Story, should they ever decide to make it. That'll be the one where a grizzled Tickle Me Elmo takes over the playroom and cries, "Don't tickle me" to a wise old Furby. [Cinema Blend]

· American Idol winner Kris Allen has a man-crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. You know how exciting that is. [ONTD]

· A man was arrested in an alleged tribute to Lindsay Lohan. This is a teenage drama queen you don't want to mess with. [Gawker]

· Bethenny Frankel is "putting the kibosh on future forays into reality TV." R.I.P. the good times. [People]