OK, this is just weird: A new character poster for Machete features Lindsay Lohan as The Sister, a vengeful-nun role first teased in the film's more stirring trailer earlier this summer. Fine and good, except that Robert Rodriguez's jailbound, profanicured muse was first practicing her oral pistol fixation for photographer Tyler Shields last spring. Should we be, uh, worried?
There are more disturbing images where the Shields photo came from; much more disturbing, anyhow, than anything we can or should expect from Machete. I'm sure there is an Inferno/Linda Lovelace connection to draw here as well, but I have no idea what that might be.
In any case: Can we all agree that we've seen enough of the despondent starlet with guns in her face to last a while? More than a while? At least until the cover photo of her prison diary, kneeling suggestively at a lady-guard's holster. Don't laugh -- you know it's coming. And none of this is especially funny anyway.
· Lindsay Lohan is One Naughty Sister [Popaholic via ONTD]
· Lindsay Lohan [Tyler Shields]