Any future talk show guest even considering telling a story about psilocybin mushrooms, should refer to Nicolas Cage's Late Show segment last night and bow down. Within ten seconds of his introduction, the actor launched into a buddy adventure story about his groovy night with his pet cat Louis sometime back in the '70s. Click through for that expertly delivered anecdote as well as the other highlights you missed last night while trying to defend Mel Gibson's racist rant.
4. Kathy Griffin Meets the Jersey Shore
On Lopez Tonight yesterday, Kathy Griffin and George Lopez subjected the Jersey Shore crew to a disturbing game of "Never Have I Ever."
3. Vacationing with Michael Ian Black
Last night on the Late Late Show, Michael Ian Black wondered whether he would inherit the CBS talk show if he were to kill Craig Ferguson.
2. Seth Meyers' Sports Stories
The Saturday Night Live star stopped by the Tonight Show in anticipation of hosting the ESPYs this week.
1. Nicolas Cage's Magic Mushroom Ride with His Cat
Sorcerer's Apprentice star Nicolas Cage kicked off his Late Show appearance last night with one of the best psilocybin mushroom stories ever told on network television.