Mel Gibson Officially Unglued, Possibly Ruined in Epic New Hate Tape

If Mel Gibson's first audiotaped rant to emerge from the bowels of tabloid-breakup hell was not toxic enough for you, have a listen to the eight-minute dance remix that debuted today. Ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva surreptitiously recorded the actor-producer-director in a meltdown to end all meltdowns -- which honestly, for much of the tape, sounds like just what you'd expect from a guy who acknowledges having "left my wife because we have no spiritual common ground," and then shacked up with the kind of person who would leak a tape of him going nuts after things went poorly between them. Anyone would be pissed! And then comes the final minute, and this kind of changes everything.

Listen, I think I'm going to get to this in more depth later, but couples fight, OK? "You make me wanna smoke!" is exactly the kind of absurd emotional outburst an exasperated ex-smoker would have toward an exasperating ex-lover. Like, who wants to quit them both? I don't care about that and probably half of the other crap here, mostly because neither of these first two tapes have any background or context for the terms that seemingly necessitated them. Just because Gibson -- panting like an animal and screaming in a blurt here ("What? What?") and a salty, vaguely unintelligible blast there -- accuses Grigorieva of being on his "gravy train" and hitting the road as soon as his acting career hit a rough patch, I can't really judge. It's Hollywood! These people are responsible for arguably the worst vanity-project music video of the last decade! We'll never really know the pathologies at work here.

Except for the last 1:20 or so of the tape, when it just gets horrible. The schmucks at Radar won't allow embedding, and probably for the better; once you start getting into threats to "bury you in the rose garden" or Gibson indirectly admitting to punching Grigorieva because she "f*cking deserved it," I mean... Nobody wins here, folks. This is like eight minutes of sucking on a battery. More later, I presume, I fear...

· EXCLUSIVE NEW AUDIO: Mel Gibson Admits Hitting Oksana, Threatens To Kill Her [Radar Online]