· Michelle Rodriguez is holding a weapon that isn't a machete in the poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete. She doesn't look like she's in the mood to compromise, though.
· Spy thriller Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is set to star a slew of beloved thespians: Colin Firth, Ralph Fiennes, Gary Oldman, and Michael Fassbender. Can't wait for this one.
· Brian Austin Green, my favorite rap artist, is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives. Prepare thy campy flinch, Vanessa Williams!
· Amy Poehler responded to her Emmy nomination by explaining how Leslie Knope would handle it: "If Leslie were to learn that she was nominated, I think she would pretend like she didn't care but be pretty psyched if she won. She probably wouldn't do well with time management though. She'd probably thank the guy who walked her to her chair as time was running out."
· And the Emmy for greatest nominee response (so far) goes to... Kathy Griffin. "It turns out I'm up against Ryan Seacrest. This is a smackdown of a Biblical level. Originally I was thinking this was a contest of David vs. Goliath, but it's really Samson and Delilah, and he's Delilah."