What's even more inevitable than another iteration of the Law & Order franchise? Another spoof movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo who've turned what really should have been three-minute Funny or Die videos into the feature-length Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Date Movie. Their latest is Vampires Suck (but how will I know that it's a spoof if it isn't called Vampire Movie?), and the very first joke of the trailer is directly ripped off from Twilight with Cheeseburgers, so you know we're in good hands here.
I wish I could tell you who it stars -- 90210's Matt Lanter is Edward, I think -- but that will include Ken Jeong, which is too bad, so let's just cut this short, shall we?
VERDICT: Pass.
Vampires Suck Exclusive Trailer [Break]