Last week, Julianne Moore plugged her new film The Kids Are Alright by sharing a tale of masturbation-related injury on the Late Show and last night, she continued her New York City talk show tour at the Daily Show. After discussing her hopes for LeBron James, she explained how she picked up her 30 Rock Boston accent in a low-rent hotel lounge. Meanwhile over at the Tonight Show, Jason Segel confronted -- and legally wed -- his stalkers. Click through for those segments as well as the other highlights you missed last night while sorting out those dozens of Glee casting rumors.
5. The New American Dream... in China
Stephen Colbert reported on a new "face job" opportunity for white people overseas that requires you to know nothing.
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4. About That Time That J-Woww Hit a Buffalo
On the Tonight Show, J-Woww talked about the time that she totaled her dad's car in a buffalo farm before inciting Jay to talk about the time he worked at McDonald's.
3. Beware of the Chastity Pillow
During last night's repeat of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, NBC re-aired John C. Reilly's epic tale of that humiliating love scene he shared with Jennifer Aniston on the set of The Good Girl.
2. How To Get Julianne Moore's Boston Accent
Now you can get a distractingly thick Boston accent, just like Julianne Moore's 30 Rock character. Head over to the bar at the Kenmore Square Howard Johnson (assuming it is still there) and soak up the local characters.
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1. Jason Segel Officiates a Marriage
If you post fliers all over Jason Segel's neighborhood and in his favorite local bar, he will invite you to the Tonight Show to marry you on national television (with Jay Leno as your witness) and then spend your first newlywed moments promoting his animated film.