The most insane acquisition rumor ever has arrived courtesy of TMZ, which reports this morning that Rob Lowe (aka the Next Oprah) and his new business partners are planning a takeover of Miramax Films from Disney. No, seriously. "Rob Lowe and mogul Tom Barrack have set their sights on their first big acquisition as a team -- Miramax Films," the site notes. "We're told the deal is being put together quickly and could close as early as today." Right. If this happens I will watch the budding mogul's 1989 "Proud Mary" Oscar horror show 100 times consecutively, with reaction video to follow. Developing... [TMZ]
