The new Conan movie is a funny thing. When blurry, faraway pictures leaked of star Jason Momoa in costume, the general reaction was, "Hey, not so bad." Since then, though, the production has released some iffy official photos that seem designed to take a massive broadsword to that small reserve of potential goodwill. What happened this weekend?
The picture above is what happened. Yeah, you're saying "Ooof" to yourself, and it's a very justified "Ooof." All Momoa needs is a unicorn and/or pegasus rising up triumphantly beside him, and you could slap on an overinflated price tag of $200 and sell it at a small gallery in Albuquerque, New Mexico. In fact, let's go with a pegasus. Photoshop wizards, start your engines:
