The new trailer helpfully reminds everyone how the first Paranormal Activity ended -- badly and scarily! -- and then shows some nice, HD-like faux-night vision shots of a nursery, a backyard and a kitchen. Oh, this is a piece of cake, nothing to be scared of here -- WTF, why is the floor creaking? And what's going to happen to that dog -- and the baby! And WHO IS THAT WOMAN!?
Ahem. OK, so the stakes have been raised -- no more young couple trying to figure out if there's a demon living in their house. Now there's a baby involved. And a dog that I'll assume is possessed by Satan in a Son of Sam-style twist. Whatever the case, though, this is one of those "If you liked the first one, wait until you see the second one!" trailers that portends to a massive opening weekend. Just as long as it doesn't wind up being Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, everything should be fine.
VERDICT: Sold (with hands over eyes).