Jersey Shore Season Two Trailer: 'Like Firecrackers in a Dumpster'

Quick: Have you renewed your gym pass? Upgraded your tan to a rusty sienna? Prepared eight loads of your laundry and re-polished your manly glitter tees? Because there's only one month left to regain GTL cred in time for Jersey Shore's second season premiere. To help, the official trailer for season two is here (after that tease of the premiere's first 13 minutes), and its Miami-tinged escapades see our adventurers pumping the good fist and bringing cheer to the southeast. Also, Ronnie's a wild cheater, JWOWW throttles Sammi, Snooki beds Vinny, and The Situation calls himself "The Situation" when ordering takeout on the phone. We judge after the jump: Hooray or grenade?

As Mortal Kombat emcees used to say: Flawless victory. The winning novelty of Jersey Shore is long gone, but it's clear the cast is determined to remain telegenic. Snooki's lamp-knocking pratfalls? JWOWW administering pain to Sammi's face? DJ Pauly D making the line, "I'm in Miami, b*tch" awesome? Very exciting. And so far, not transparently fake. This is a hot tub without a grenade in sight, ladies and gentlemen.

As for an explanation regarding Vinny's new Miami personality -- he's moved from dating the boss's girl to laying America's girl Snooki, apparently -- most fans will have to wait until the premiere date to understand. But Movieline readers will only have to wait until tomorrow. You heard right! Stay tuned, juiceheads!