What's On: Reliving Lohan

Double Exposure, Bravo's reality series about travails in the world of professional photography, bring aboard the photogenic talents of one Lindsay Lohan. We waited all last episode for her arrival, but now she's here and making demands. Your level of discomfort and paranoia will grow throughout the episode, and you may be concerned that you are living in a real-life Truman Show version of I Know Who Killed Me.

Double Exposure [Bravo, 11 PM]

After an eight-hour wait (allegedly), Lindsay Lohan finally shows up to set for her photo shoot. In preview videos, she goes into laughing fits, starts spats with the stylists, and says, "Tell that to Samantha" when someone calls her beautiful. Sorry, my generation, she's officially become one of the Plastics.

The Real L Word [Showtime, 10 PM]

The ladies decide what "kind of lesbians" they consider themselves. Mikey preps for an L.A. Fashion Weekend event and Rose celebrates her seven-month anniversary with a romantic dinner. This show is working for me so far -- let's keep at this one, y'all.

America's Got Talent [NBC, 9 PM]

More auditions! There's been a dearth of fire-breathers this year, and I'd like the auditioners to remedy that. I sincerely cannot wait for the return of Michael Grimm, the singer-songwriter who outclassed most of Idol's performers this year. Take it all, floppy-hatted troubadour!

Black Hawk Down [Starz, 9 PM]

This Oscar-nominated war drama concerning the failed capture of Somali warlord aides is certainly the best Josh Hartnett movie I can recall. Ridley Scott's depiction of the real-life 1993 event is bracing and merciless. Ewan McGregor stays attractive throughout.