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Late Night Highlights: Kristen Stewart Describes Her Actual Pet Wolves While Jeremy Piven Raps About Toilet Phones

Never change, Kristen Stewart. While most other starlets tackle the late night circuit with television-ready anecdotes and easy laughter to make any host or audience swoon, the Twilight franchise star can never quite conquer her nerves. Take last night's appearance on the Late Show, where the actress sputtered through a story about how her co-star Taylor Lautner demanded that she go bowling after an emotional trip to the Holocaust Museum. It could have been talk show gold, but became instead a rambled story so awkward that David Letterman visibly cringed before segueing into an equally uncomfortable segment about K-Stew's pet wolf. Steel your own nerves and click through for that clip as well as the other highlights you missed last night while begging your agent to get you the role of Steve Carell's Office replacement.

4. Another Smith Hits Hollywood

Jada Pinkett Smith used her appearance on Lopez Tonight to announce that her son Jaden is not the only second-generation performer in the Smith family: her and Will's daughter Willow will be releasing an album soon.

3. John Waters is Your First-Grade Teacher

The filmmaker and author spoke to Stephen Colbert last night about his book Role Models, his experience simulating a plane crash for a first-grade class and his latest film, a project for children called Fruitcake.

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2. Kristen Stewart's Awkward Talk Show Interviews: Part 67

Swimming with sharks? Holocaust museum? Bowling? Wolves as pets? Individually, they all sound like great conversation topics but somehow during David Letterman's conversation with Twilight star Kristen Stewart last night, the conversation became a little muddled.

1. Jeremy Piven's Secret Talent

The Entourage star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to talk about the time that his real life started to feel a lot like his Entourage life... in the bathroom.