Finally, a "Commenters of the Week" prize that satisfies the needs of How I Met Your Mother haters and Up in the Air fans: Our five winning commenters will get to write off or just fire bored thespian Jason Segel and free him from his multicamera manacles. You can do it in person or using Movieline's efficient fire-by-Skype technology. And you are allowed to embrace your best Ryan Bingham impersonation and employ the aid of a bemused monotone. See, this is about your artistic freedom as much as it's about Jason's. So, who wins the prize?
· Joe on The 9 Most Scathing Critical Responses to Grown Ups: "When can we expect the rave review from Armond White?
· Old No. 7 on Deadliest Catch Turns Stroke Into Gold: "Shoulda been you, The Hills."
· Dimo on Bristol Palin's Acting Debut: What's Her Motivation?: "If only she had written her lines on her palm."
· Bourgeois Nerd on Live Through Her: Courtney Love Rejuvenates Behind the Music: "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist? There's a blast from the past! The only show daring enough to show what the world would look like if everyone in the world was Katharine Hepburn, in animation form."
· Colander on Meet Kenny Wormald, Your New Footloose Lead: "I was sold by the stoner-face screen-grab, but shirtless twirling is fun too."
Congrats to our winners!