Last night, Jay Leno premiered a lost Tonight Show original starring Jeremy Piven that sucked so much, production decided not to use the footage after it was originally shot. Perhaps hoping that mercury poison jokes get better with age, the Leno dug up the bit for his latest segment with the Entourage star. Click through for the untimely, unfunny Leno-Piven collaboration as well as the other highlights you missed while criticizing your own ABC Family acting debut.
5. At the Bar with Roger Federer
Jimmy Fallon's Roger Federer impression may not be anything incredible but this skit from last night's Late Night was better than half of the sketches on Saturday Night Live this season.
4. Jeremy Piven's Lost Punk
Jeremy Piven + Corny script from Jay Leno's writers + Sushi = The below video.
3. Jersey Shore Meets Twilight
Jimmy Kimmel premiered his own Twilight parody featuring America's favorite guidos, gratuitous pancake makeup and a few crotch-sniffing jokes.
2. Chris Rock's Accidental Terrorism Tips
While describing how he and his friends smuggled fireworks into Brooklyn, Chris Rock found himself tipping terrorists off on modes of explosive transportation.
1. Adam Sandler's Parenting Advice
The Grown Ups star appeared on the Late Show to share the tips he gives his daughters -- like date ugly guys and play with more broken beer bottles.