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Andy Rooney to Never Ever Ever Ever Retire

In an interview yesterday, 60 Minutes curmudgeon Andy Rooney revealed that -- shockingly -- he was not at all influenced by Amanda Bynes' sudden decision to quit the business. Said the 91-year-old CBS personality, "How long am I going to work? How long am I going to live? That's the question. [...] I will work until I drop, or until I lose my head. Until somebody tells me different, I'm not going to quit." Here's to another decade worth of viewer mail rants and complaints about crowded shopping malls. [NYP]