Help Us Caption the First Photos from The Green Hornet

And you thought Jonah Hex had bad buzz. The stink around The Green Hornet is of the unreleasable variety, this despite coming from the fertile and imaginative minds of director Michel Gondry and screenwriters Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. Long since bumped from its July 7 release date to the more bomb-friendly January 14, 2011, there have been scant peeks of what to expect from this amalgam of superhero origin, 3D and -- presumably -- paper mache... until now! After the jump, help Movieline caption the first two images from The Green Hornet. Creativity awaits!

Of the second image, Movieline senior editor Kyle Buchanan said, "I hope that the explosion they're running away from is actually made of wool and felt." Zing! Think you can top that?

[Images via Yahoo! Movies]