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Fox Is Just As Scared of Tom Cruise As We Are

Summer 2010 has been rough going for pretty much everyone other than alcoholic billionaires and hackneyed ogres. It's only mid-June but the corpses of the fizzled and the failed -- Prince of Persia, Sex and the City 2, Robin Hood, and now Jonah Hex -- line the multiplex like a morgue. And today Fox is worried that their big summer action flick, Knight and Day, might be the next stiff up on the slab.

As Vulture is reporting, executives at Fox are trying to do everything humanly possible to try to save Knight and Day from a fate worse than MacGruber. Despite high scores from test audiences, the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz joint is tracking horribly and seems to be set on the same low-grossing course as the similarly-themed Killers. And even though market research shows that nearly 90% of audiences recognize his name and face, Cruise's favorability rating is only 37%, which has no doubt has Fox soiling their summer seersuckers.

But honestly now, Fox, you can't possibly be surprised, can you? We, as a nation, got together a little while back and decided that Tom Cruise was creepy as hell. It wasn't one thing in particular that pushed him over the edge -- more like it was the unholy brew of his couch jumping, his Scientology flogging, his destruction of Katie Holmes from America's Sweetheart to moon-eyed automaton and the bracing realization that he has an empty, overly toothy rictus of a smile to match his vacant, soulless eyes. You think he's weird, Fox? Welcome to 2008. Nowadays, audiences only like him when he's nigh-unrecognizable under 30 pounds of latex and on-screen for about 15 to 20 minutes.

ยท Fox Struggles to Overcome the Tom Cruise Problem with 'Knight and Day' [Vulture]