And that's a good thing too, since the basic premise of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader -- which sounds like "Dog Trainer" when the big-voice guy says it at the end of the trailer -- is that there is basically nothing wrong. As one of the characters says: "If there are no wars to fight, then why are we here?" Short answer: So Walden Media can make at least another half-billion globally. Alternative answer: Because the heroes need to be "tested."
That's where Swinton comes in, all mysterious and threatening and glowing -- is there anything she can't make look great? Liam Neeson returns as well, as the voice of Aslan, the talking lion. It all looks perfectly Narnia-y, which means fans should be excited. Though you have to wonder: With The Deathly Hallows hitting theaters on Nov. 15, how much cash will be left for Narnia when it opens less than a month later?
VERDICT: Sold.