· After touring for months, Conan O'Brien arrived at TBS's studios for the first time and was welcomed like an astronaut at a ticker tape parade. That reminds me of the moon and stars in Conan's old Late Night logo. Ugh. Sorry, this is happy, I swear. [THR]
· Michael Jackson's brother Randy -- of AMC's The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty -- is in the hospital after suffering from chest pains. [TMZ]
· More promos for The Real World: Back to New Orleans are up. Still no sign of hot Danny or his hot blurred-out boyfriend. Our twelve years of withdrawal continue. [Cinema Blend]
· Helen Hunt's post-Oscar career continues to weird us out. Now far from her familiar comic stylings, she's playing the quaint stage manager in an off-Broadway version of Our Town. Is this another facet of the Jade Scorpion's curse? [ONTD]
· Bam Margera is all right after getting busted up with a bat the other day. Look, he's even showing off his head staples. Because of course. [TMZ]