· Taylor Lautner is your next GQ cover boy. He's up to regular GQ stuff like sitting on a motorcycle in a suit and turning backflips off classic cars. Just brunchtime shenanigans with Tautner!
· Surprise, surprise: Bravo's The Real Housewives of Washington D.C. will star infamous dinner-crasher Michaele Salahi.
· The WB is turning the teen book series Clique into a web series. Ugh. I miss Popular too.
· The promise of "Kim Kardashian slimed" should really be more brutal and Nickelodeon-tastic than this Twitpic, but I'll take it.
· A.J. Cook has been cut from the cast of Criminal Minds -- probably because she doesn't hang around a gym with Tim Curry.