The first official bit of marketing for The Tourist has arrived and it confirms one thing: Johnny Depp looks a whole lot like Eddie Vedder. The new film -- which teams Depp and Angelina Jolie in a Hitchcockian tale of international intrigue and possible mistaken identity -- is sure to bring the sparks and the dollars to the multiplex when it opens -- which could quite possibly be as early as December. Other than that -- well, that's where you come in, Movieline commenters. After the jump, take a look at the full image and come up with something witty and/or moderately amusing for a Sunday afternoon. The best caption gets the praise and adulation of -- well, me. Enjoy!
I would make an attempt myself, but I don't think I can beat the Sun headline for pure ridiculousness. "Jolie time." Get it?
ยท Depp Has Jolie Time in Venice [The Sun via The Playlist]
