· The answer, alas, is something other than "Hot Diggity!" But the question is in the ballpark. Clip after the jump. [YouTube]
· Meanwhile Kristen Stewart isn't wholly disavowing her fame, though things can get a little rapey at times. "The fame makes my life so much easier where it's most important to me, because I get to do really awesome projects right now," she tells MTV UK. "It looks much crazier on the outside than it is." [Celebrity Gossip]
· Joel Silver is fast-tracking his own adaptation of Don Quixote. Terry Gilliam cannot catch a break. [Pajiba]
· Fear not: Kim Kardashian won't be the next Tomb Raider. "That's a good rumor," she told Us, "but it's not true." [Us]
· Look at Old Spice pitchman Isaiah Mustafa. First, he was on a horse, and next, he'll be on NBC! [Variety]