4 Lessons From 4 Minutes of The A-Team

Judging from the reviews, the marketing campaign and the interview stylings of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, your hopes for the quality of The A-Team were probably nestled somewhere between Con Air and stab your eyeballs out. But if the four, hilariously non-consecutive minutes of the film that were "leaked" online prove anything, it's that The A-Team looks like the action mess of the summer. Congrats, Joe Carnahan! You've managed to out-fever dream Smokin' Aces. After the jump, the four lessons learned from the video.

· Shartlo Copley steals the movie

I don't even need to see The A-Team to make that assumption. Just look at him in this clip -- he's literally "Howlin' Mad"! Plus, the District 9 star does roughly eight accents in the span of four minutes. Is that intentional? Or did Copley just decide to do whatever he wanted? Based on history, probably the latter.

· Quinton "Rampage" Jackson needs screaming lessons

Listen to that fake guttural yell he lets out when the A-Team van gets crushed. In what reality could that be considered real? Oh, right: One where a helicopter can fly upside down and avoid heat-seeking missiles by turning off its rotors. Never mind.

· Bradley Cooper loves feigning outrage

If you were to take a shot of alcohol every time Cooper yelled or expressed shock during this clip, you wouldn't have even gotten through this sentence.

· Liam Neeson made a lot of money on this thing

Just look at the sh*t-eating grin on Neeson's face when he says "I love it when a plan comes together." Over/under on the amount of times he says that in the film: 5. I'm taking the over.

[via Vulture]