The title Bethenny Getting Married? should tell you one thing: It's exactly like Rachel Getting Married. In the first episode, the Real Housewives of New York star leaves rehab to attend her resentful sister's wedding, but her attempts to reconcile her sordid past are foiled when Debra Winger punches her in the face. I swear. OK, it's more benign than that. But I believe Debra would take a swing at Bethenny. You know?
Bethenny Getting Married? [Bravo, 10 PM]
The Bravo star manages her engagement, pregnancy and taskmaster work ethic. In the first episode, she's asked to walk a runway for a special event. Her fiance Jason plans a housewarming fete, and Bethenny eventually decides to hire a new assistant to help with everything. I expect maybe one cameo by Ramona Singer, who will flash her bees-for-brains glare and scare the matrimonial bejesus out of Bethenny.
So You Think You Can Dance [Fox, 8 PM]
The Top 11 compete. Will Billy Bell and Alex Wong, two dancers who tried out in previous seasons and had to quit early, redeem their stunted past? Will smalltown hero Kent Boyd shut them down with just one flick of his Tinkerbell waistline? Or will the ladies surprise us with a takeover? Mia Michaels joins the panel permanently this episode.
100 Questions [NBC, 8:30 PM]
In "Are You Romantic?" Charlotte crushes on a new chap whose attention is elusive. Mike keeps trying to scare Leslie, who's been less than responsive so far. And if that's not enough screwball antics for you, that 30 Rock rerun where Cheyenne Jackson first appears airs an hour later.
Diabolique [TCM, 8 PM]
Simone Signoret stars in this classic horror film about a woman who joins forces with her husband's mistress to try and kill him. While it was still another four years before Signoret became the first French actress to win an Academy Award, Diabolique is the most enduring work in her oeuvre.