Woot! Slow news day be gone! Word has arrived at Movieline HQ that Piranha 3D will assuage our summer blues a week earlier than originally expected, landing in theaters on Aug. 20. Sure, that may mean one less week of Wild Wild Girls' quasi-viral, NSFW semi-stardom promoting the film, but it also means we're that much closer to more exciting-ish Piranha videos like the new one after the jump. Don't worry -- everyone's dressed.
Here are Jerry O'Donnell and accomplice doing their level best as the boorish proprietors of TheWildWildGirls.com, arguing on behalf of free speech, wet T-shirt contests and, by extention, the all-American tradition of tossing nubile, near-naked women in lakes filled with flesh-rending CGI fish. It's our right, people. Anyway, now you can skip this Aug. 20 instead of waiting for Aug. 27. You're welcome. [TWC]
