If you were blown away by Salma Hayek's overreaction to a slithering snake, then get ready for something even more out-of-hand: Patrick Stewart stone-cold losing it on stage because some fattie dared to put his hands in his pockets, or something. I'm paraphrasing! Still, this Glamour Awards spat between the knighted actor and British comedian James Corden is just so, so cringe-inducing that the writers for The Office might as well hang up their hats, confident it will never be topped. And then Zoe Saldana comes onstage and sells out her Star Trek predecessor! Man, if you need me, I'll have cringed myself into a fetal ball like a sawbug under attack.
[via ONTD]
