Hey, Who's Ready For the New Big Tits Zombie Trailer?

I arrived a little late to the Japanese phenomenon that is The Big Tits Zombie, a 3D grindhouse throwback whose original trailer winked a little too hard at the viewer in April. The new one isn't really that much better, but at least it has an improved and more fully realized sense of vision, narrative and genre. Oh, who am I kidding? This makes George A. Romero look like Robert Bresson (if Bresson were NSFW).

The adaptation of the cult manga Kyonyo Dragon features exotic dancer Rena Jodo arriving at her new gig in a totally deserted country town. Rather than battle with the other strippers at her club, she and the other dancers dust off a book that winds up unleashing zombie hell: Ping-Pong Zombie, Sushi Zombie, Samurai Zombie and a whole gaggle of undead fiends who tip even worse than they look. And of course the bosomy stripper zombie of the title, because it just sounds better than 28 Tits Later or Tits of the Dead or the infamous Lucio Fulci giallo adaptation Tits.

Anyway, the Japanese can't get The Cove to screen domestically, but they have no problem cornering the market on 3D topless flesheaters. Which reminds me: Who the hell devours entrails with chopsticks? Guts are a finger food if ever there were one. Get it together, ladies.

· The Big Tits Zombie - Trailer B [Trailer Addict]