Hoffman/Bateman Romance Thwarts Portmanteau Naming Device
Hollywood has a new cute couple! Last night, at the Lakers/Celtics game in Los Angeles, the May/December union of Dustin Hoffman, 72, and Jason Bateman, 41, was revealed for all the world when a kiss-cam landed on the two actors and they decided to go for it with gusto. What cutesy nickname shall we give this new union? Hoff...man? Bate...man? Dammit. [Towleroad]
Comments
The obvious - "Manman".
How about "Justman"?
"Boffman" seems ridiculously appropriate.
"Hoff-n-tongue"
Batehoff sounds like the name of a German radical terrorist cell.
Batman is catchy, but taken.
HoffBate sounds like something you use to catch fish with.
It's a tricky one.
Boff, of course.
Hotman comes to mind.
Disgusting
WTFman
Hook.
Bwahaha, man!
Oh get a sense of humor, loser.
HoBa? Of course, over the phone, that could be mistaken for Hova.
BTW, I'm not a reality show guy, but I would absolutely watch 30 minutes of Kiss Cam.
"Is it safe?"
Florence and the Machines totally blew me away at the VMAs! Dog Days Are Over is quite an awesome song and it sounds much better than the junk on pop radio today.
UGGHH!! If Jason likes men, he should at least go for someone his own age! And Dustin, you are sooo yucky!!