Just because Leno, Letterman and the rest of the network late night hosts are taking a dark week does not mean that last night's afterhours programming was dull. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert returned from their own hiatuses to compare the disastrous BP oil spill to reality television, Chelsea Handler came onto her guest and Jonah Hill talked about the time he drunkenly startled an Affleck in the bathroom. Click through for those segments as well as the other highlights you missed last night while decompressing from the America's Got Talent premiere.
5. The Earthquake Game with an Affleck
Technically, Jonah Hill's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! first aired on May 26 but among last night's network repeats, this anecdote -- about the time Jonah Hill drunkenly upset an Affleck in the bathroom -- was the best.
4. America's Got Oil
When Stephen Colbert returned he analyzed his favorite new reality show, Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe and identified the real villain in this whole mess.
| The Colbert Report |
Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c |
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3. Homies Love Adrien Brody
George Lopez celebrated "National Damn, I Have to Go Back to Work Day" by talking to the Oscar-winner about the time he almost got jacked in South Central.
2. Another Uncomfortable Moment with Chelsea
While the Comedy Central hosts tackled the BP spill, Chelsea Handler tackled Friday Night Lights star Zach Gilford with mid-interview come-ons.
1. Top Kill
Jon Stewart attacked BP for saving their laser-guided robots as a last resort while fitting in a dig at John Stamos.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c |
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