· Michael Cera's grandfather
Forget the fact that the backlash machine has begun to deem Michael Cera so over, but doesn't this just feel ... inspired? Not only do Grodin and Cera look somewhat alike, they also have that same stilted and mannered delivery. Dear Hollywood: Get these two in a car and make a road trip movie about an earnest grandson reconnecting with his ne'er-do-well grandpa. Thanks.
· The Garry Shandling role in Captain America
Every comeback needs a superhero franchise. And Grodin could do for Captain America what Shandling did for Iron Man 2. That being, provide comic relief and boomer generation class.
· Something in the next Woody Allen movie
Everyone else gets in Woody Allen movies -- even Carla Bruni! Why not Grodin?
· A church elder in Paul Thomas Anderson's Scientology movie
Now that Henry Gibson has passed on, PTA needs to find himself another kitschy '70s muse. And Grodin has the kind of ominous good nature that would play well against Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
· A buddy comedy with Elliott Gould
Two retired cops get one last case! Except the two cops are Charles Grodin and Elliott Gould, the femme fatale is Anjelica Houston and the entire thing is played like an homage to The Long Goodbye. Yes please.