Sarah Silverman Explains the F***ing Lost Finale

· Sarah Silverman may have gotten a lot of mileage out of irritating the Lost producers, but you know what irritates her? When some TMZ cameraman misinterprets the show's series finale! They didn't die at the end, OK? That crash footage was ABC's decision, not Damon and Carlton's. F**k! [TMZ]

· Also from TMZ: Heather Locklear's been cleared of her hit-and-run, as police couldn't place her behind the wheel of the car that mowed down a "No Parking" sign. [TMZ]

· R.I.P, SoapNet. [THR]

· American Idol's judging table will get a smidgen more music industry experience next season now that Ellen Degeneres has launched her own label. First to be signed: the Paparazzi kid. [People]

· Julia Stiles may join Dexter next season. I guess they couldn't afford Jason Biggs. [EW]