Hollywood Ink: Jesse Eisenberg Delivers in 30 Minutes or Less

· Har har! Jesse Eisenberg will star as a pizza delivery man with a bomb strapped to his chest in the previously announced 30 Minutes or Less, also starring Aziz Ansari and Danny McBride. Ansari will play a hungry civilian whose pizza consumption is disrupted by said bomb, which is part of McBride's character's plot to get the duo to rob a bank. Any crushed red pepper for your corny headline? Oh, forget it. [THR]

Alison Pill rounds out Woody Allen's latest, Alice in Wonderland nears a milestone, and more Hollywood Ink after the jump.

· The interminable casting process for Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris has finally ended after six seasons, adding Alison Pill to the ensemble of castaways already including Kathy Bates, Adrien Brody, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Marion Cotillard, Rachel McAdams, Michael Sheen, Owen Wilson, Nina Arianda, Kurt Fuller, Tom Hiddleston, Mimi Kennedy and Corey Stoll. SPOILER ALERT: They are all dead and rejoined in the afterlife. [Variety]

· Now that the Weinsteins are officially out of the Miramax running, it looks like it might be left to the Gores brothers to close the deal with Disney. They're also in the running for Starz Media, which would include Overture Films, Anchor Bay, and the roughly 2,500 catalog titles the two have between them. Screw 3-D -- the future is in library. [LAT]

· Or is it? To wit -- and this is insane, but there you have it -- Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is about to cross the billion-dollar mark in worldwide box-office grosses. Screw library -- the future is in 3-D. [Variety]