2. Rob Reiner is attached? Again, why?
3. According to Pajiba, the film will be set behind the scenes of a telenovela, presumably necessitating brand new characters and a passel of story changes. So...do we really need to call this Soapdish?
4. I mean, seriously. It's not as though this film's target audience will have even heard of the original Soapdish. You know who will have heard of it, though? People who don't want it to be remade.
5. Will the film eventually shoot in the summer? Because there is no way in hell that Sofia Vergara will let this project fall through her fingers during a Modern Family hiatus.
6. Is James Franco available?