· New Olympic mascots Wenlock and Mandeville appear in an animated short called "Out of a Rainbow" which explains their origin story. Cute, but where's the part where they discuss their stint on The Simpsons? They're supposed to be rainbowed versions of Kang and Konos, right? [Youtube]
· Regis Philbin is hosting the Daytime Emmys. Imagine the pleasure he'll take in over-enunciating The Bold and the Beautiful. [ONTD]
· Worried about Chuck Bass' health since he was shot during the season finale? Fellow cast member Connor Paolo assures the world, "Chuck Bass can't die." [Zap2It]
· Glee's Mark Salling is proving he's capable of frontlining an American Eagle catalog -- or so this GQ spread suggests. [GQ]
· And finally, if The Empire Strikes Back were released in 1950, it might look this. Except the title would be All About Incest, of course. [Kotaku]