Because the voting public was left with almost no choice, Chad Ochocinco earned the boot on last night's Dancing with the Stars. Nicole and Evan earned near-perfect scores, Erin Andrews garnered a solid third place, and Chad shirtlessly swanned into oblivion with a score of 52. Now we're left to decide if sympathy votes for Erin will vault her ahead of Evan Lysacek for the finale, though that seems unlikely. Sigh. Time to wrap up this jive, Bergeron. Video of Chad's elimination after the jump.