· If the newest press junket trend is to weirdly embarrass celebrities during one-on-one video interviews, we're all for it! Hot on the heels of Scarlett and Gwyneth being made to put on makeup and endorse kitty litter at the Iron Man 2 junket comes this new clip from the one for Prince of Persia, where Jake Gyllenhaal's castmates either refuse to spell his last name or garble it entirely. If someone could ask the Wall Street 2 cast at Cannes whether they can actually spell "LaBeouf," I'd be golden. [YouTube]
· Paul Dano, Keith Carradine, and Clancy Brown are joining Cowboys and Aliens. [Deadline]
· Sean Penn is supposedly "melted and creamola-ed and shattered" since seeing Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Biutiful. [Hollywood Elsewhere]
· EW's in-house Photoshopper was set loose on the stars of Sex and the City 2, but somehow forgot to make their heads look plausibly attached to their bodies. [EW]
· God willing, this mega-montage of actors "saying" the "famous" line, "I hate muffins," will be the death of the increasingly mega-montage trend. Or, at least, it'll kill off some muffins: