· After Betty White, this week's SNL host Alec Baldwin has got a tough act to follow. In the promo below, watch as the pressure forces him to take out his frustrations on Will Forte's nipple. Eh, it'd be a funnier if an old lady did it.
· NBC might have given Law & Order reprieve, if only Dick Wolf would have agreed to more budget cuts. I'm sorry, but there are only so many crime scene one0liners you can afford to lose. [Vulture]
· Matthew Morrison is not have an affair with his Glee costar Lea Michele, people. "There's the [rumor] about Lea and myself," he tells Parade, "and we were literally on set and I got a call from my publicist, and she got a call a minute later and we looked at each other like, 'What the f--?' It's so laughable." [Parade]
· Does American Idol castoff Michael Lynche regret missing his daughter's birth to audition, since he didn't win? Eh, what are you gonna do. [E!]
· Will Ashton and Demi ever have biological children together? "I don't know," he tells Nightline. "It's I don't know...I think my wife is a genetic freak. I'm not worried." [HuffPo]