Here's something I wasn't expecting to see today or, like, ever: Video has emerged of a rather erotic dance perpetrated by Miley Cyrus against Adam Shankman at last year's Last Song wrap party. That is to say, the then-16-year-old Miley was taped grinding her ass into the groin of openly gay choreographer-director-So You Think You Can Dance judge Shankman. The wan, bored look on Shankman's face alone is worth the glimpse, and at least until the hilarious slo-mo zoom in the last five seconds, it's generally safe for work.
Greater thinkers than I will somehow make sense of this coupling, but two conclusions spring immediately to mind: Oscar-presenter auditions sure have changed in recent years! And anyway, when a girl only makes $15,000 per episode for a global hit like Hannah Montana, she's got to make up some tip money somewhere. As you were, Miley.